An 'Impossible' Task

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    Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Tha Aur Dinner Ke Baad Apni Nayi Naveli Biwi Ke Saath Mauj Masti Karne Laga. Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Hua Hi Tha Ke Uske Kamre Mein EK Bhoot Aa Gaya.

    Bhoot Bola: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.

    Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Kal Aana Yaar, Abhi Mein Busy Hoon.

    Bhoot: Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte.

    Santa: Achcha Toh Ek Kaam Kar, Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa.

    Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya Aur Bola: Ho Gaya.

    Santa: Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa.

    Bhoot Phir 5 Seconds Mein Vaapis Aa Gaya Aur Bola: Ye Bhi Ho Gaya.

    Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Phas Gaya. Santa Ki Biwi Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Santa Se Boli: Aap Rukiye, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon.

    Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejakar Pata Nahin Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahin Aya.

    Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha: Yaar Subah Hone Ko Aayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Nahin Aya, Kahan Bhej Diya Usko?

    Biwi Muskurati Hue Boli: Usko Jhaant Ka Baal Diya Hai Seegha Karne Ke Liye.
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