Bollywood's Whatsapp Group

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    Akshay- Hi everyone !!
    Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan...
    Akshay-
    Saif-
    Kareena- Hi Saifu... Love you
    Shahid lefts the group

    Bipasha- haha.. bechara.. how r u friends ?
    John- hey m fine .. miss u .. how's u ?
    Bipasha lefts the group

    Akshay- Arre yaar bahut boring ho raha hai
    Ajay- Kyun ? Tees maar khan dekhi kya ?
    Akshay- Nahi... Teri Himmatwala dekhi
    Ajay was removed from group

    Ashwariya- Nice to meet u all.. Thanks for adding in this group
    Salman- Miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko
    Ashwariya- Hi.. who are u ?
    Salman: Akshay- kya Sallu bhai.. bahot emotional ho rahe ho
    Ashwariya lefts the group

    Salman-
    Vivek- koun hai Tu ? Kyun ro raha hai ?
    Salman- mujh par ek ehsaan karna ke mujh par koi ehsaan mat karna
    Vivek lefts group

    Amitabh- hahaha... arre Akki hamare zamane ke actors hai ki nahi is group mein ?
    Akshay- Haan hai na... Rekha ji hai
    Amitabh lefts the group

    Chunky- Bas karo yaar.. sab group Kyun chodd rahe hai ?
    Saif- chunky ko kaun add kiya ?
    Chunky-
    Salman-
    Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar
    Shakti Kapoor- Aau mere Raja babu.. aapko bhi namaskar
    Shakti Kapoor was removed from group

    Shahrukh- Kyun nikala usko group se?
    Akshay- Sorry.. galti se add huva... Vulgar members not allowed
    Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyun add kiya ?
    Shahrukh- Tera kya ja raha hai ?
    Salman- sahi se reh nahi toh maar khayega
    Shahrukh- Jyada natak mat kar
    Akki- Ladai bandh karo varna dono ko group se bahar nikal dunga
    Suniel- Akki bhai Hera Pheri 3 ki shooting Kab shuru hogi ?
    Akki- Tuje liya hai kya film mein
    Suniel-
    Hrithik- Hi Anna... Aaj Kal filmon mein dikhai nahi dete...
    Suniel- jabse Krissh dekhi hai filmon mein kaam karne ka mann nahi karta
    Madhuri- Hello Friends.. Meri Gulabi Gang film aa rahi hai.. zarur dekna.
    Juhi- yes friends zarur dekna.. main bhi hun.
    Alia bhatt- Ha ha .. koi nahi dekega.
    Raveena- Akki ... bachchiyon ko kyun add kiya group mein?
    Sunny leone- only adults allowed
    Saif- oye Sunny Leone bhi hai kya ?
    Kareena lefts the group

    Sunny Leone was removed from group
    Sunny deol added in group
    Akki- Hi Dhai kilo wale haath.
    Sunny Deol- Action hero se mazak?
    Suniel- main hun action hero.
    Akki- main hun
    Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman khan.
    John- I am Action hero.
    Rajnikant- Munna.. jhund mein toh suvar aate hai... sher akela aata hai.
    John- Kaun Tu ?
    Rajnikant- Yenna raskala... mind it
    Sunny- Kaun hai yeh Akki ?? Bata na.
    Akki- Rajnikant sir.
    Sunny deol lefts the group
    Hrithik lefts the group
    John lefts the group
    Saif lefts the group
    Salman lefts the group
    Shahrukh lefts the group
  • Friends Never Change RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
    Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
    Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
    Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain...
  • Market Fluctuations!!! I was standing in a small queue. There was a laday of Japanese descent in front of me she was there to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little...
  • Rhyming Couplet A local daily ran a competition around Valentine`s Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second...
  • Senior Texting Shortcuts! Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes:
    ATD - At the Doctor`s
    BFF - Best Friends Funeral...
  • Husband's Note for his Wife The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
    1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole...
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