| This NRI Gujarati guy from Halifax in Canada gets married back home to a beautiful, voluptuous, village belle from Navsari, the best of the lot in the whole of Gujarat. Wedding night, big night, man is bloody impatient to get into action. Finally the big moment arrives and they leave the couple alone in the bed room. He strips, tears her clothes off... and after 10 minutes of wild action he hears his wife sneeze, which puts him off gear. Disappointed, he gets off, and quietly goes off to sleep. The next day, he pardons his wife for her untimely behaviour, and again starts looking forward to the night. But again in the night after 10 mins, the wife starts sneezing. The husband is quite put off and again turns over and goes to sleep. The next day he confides in his doctor & invites him to actually witness the sad debacle. So in the night, the doctor is hiding behind the curtain when the husband begins his act. Sure enough, after 10 mins, the wife starts sneezing. The Canadian Gujju husband immediately gets up and approaches the doctor, "See, what did I tell you!" The doctor, takes off his shoe & starts hammering the Canadian Guju. The husband is quite perturbed, and asks the doctor the meaning of all this. The doctor tells him, "Arey gadheda, kya Canada ja kar Gujerati bhool gaya? She is not sneezing, you idiot, she is saying awuchu...., awuchu.... (I am Coming, Coming)" |