Dressed as Adam

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    All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.

    "Where's your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.

    "This is it," she calmly explained. "I came as Adam."

    "Adam?" her host exploded. "You don't even have a dick!"

    "I just got here, Jeremy," she replied. "Give me a few minutes."
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