Naughty Engineers!!!

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    Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers. Since no place available, they sat on each boy's lap...

    After 5 minutes...
    Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer??
    Boy1: How do you know??
    Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area.

    Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer??
    Boy2: How do you know??
    Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port.

    Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer???
    Boy3: How do you know??
    Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder.

    Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer??
    Boy4: How do you know???
    Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village....
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