| Mary, a shy virgin was discussing her worries about her up-coming marriage to Paddy, with the parish priest. "He dropped his trousers last night Father, he has a thing between his legs that I never saw the likes of before." "Sure that's only his penis Mary." "But father there's a purple knob on it." "That's just the head of the penis Mary." "Yeah, but then Father, about 16 inches back from the purple knob there's two big round things. What are they Father?" "Well for your sake Mary, I hope they're the cheeks of his arse." |