Going to be a mother...

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    At the New Year`s eve party at a fashionable hotel a girl was overheard talking to her boy friend, "Don`t get tense and worried Santa- when I told you that I was going to be a mother, I only meant yours.
    Yes, next month I am going to marry your father."
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