Football or Cricket World Cup?

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    A boy's status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!

    Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?

    Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain.

    Girl 3 comments: So touring all Spanish speaking countries.

    Boy: Girls, Spain and Mexico have been eliminated from the World Cup.

    Girl 4: Don't make me a fool, I Know Spain and Mexico were never part of the World Cup. Even we follow a bit of Cricket!
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