Family Introduction

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    A man from UP is introducing his family:

    1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

    2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

    3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

    4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji.. Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!!!

    5. Aur hum... Hum hain Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
  • Football or Cricket World Cup? A boy`s status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!
    Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
    Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain...
  • Breaking Up! George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught...
  • A Night Out! An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face...
  • Yelling for Help... Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones...
  • Sympathetic Visitor A big, burly man visited the pastor`s home and asked to see the minister`s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice...
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