| BEFORE: You take my breath away. AFTER: I feel like I'm suffocating. BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation. AFTER: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. BEFORE: He makes me feel like a million dollars. AFTER: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done... BEFORE: The Sound of Music. AFTER: The Sound of Silence. BEFORE: It's like I'm in a dream. AFTER: It's like he's in a dorm. BEFORE: We agree on everything! AFTER: Doesn't she have a mind of her own? BEFORE: Charming and Noble. AFTER: Chernobyl. BEFORE: Ideal. AFTER: Idle. BEFORE: I love a woman with curves. AFTER: I never said you were fat. BEFORE: He's completely lost without me. AFTER: Why won't he ever ask for directions? BEFORE: Time stood still. AFTER: This relationship is going nowhere. BEFORE: Blind. AFTER: Nearsighted. BEFORE: You look so seductive in black. AFTER: Your clothes are so depressing. BEFORE: I can hardly believe we found each other. AFTER: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you. |