Sexual Exhaustion!!!

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    I overheard 2 guys in the bar the other day. I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.

    One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

    His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."

    A fellow about my age (42), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.

    He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit!"
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