A Day in the Life!

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    What is Generation Gap?
    Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
    Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
    Surprisingly both are correct...!!!

    What is Cultural Gap
    If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
    In Japan, they test the fuse.
    But In India, they check neighbour's house: Sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai! ??????

    What is Sense of Responsibility
    A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide...
    Librarian looks at him and says: Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???

    Grandfather to Grandson
    Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
    Grandson: YOU go hide... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!! ??????

    Sister to brother: What are you going to gift grandma on her birthday?
    Brother: A football.
    Sister: But grandma does not play!
    Brother: On my birthday she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
  • Army Training Ke Dauran... Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?
    Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!
    Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari...
  • Cell Phone Etiquette After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy...
  • Tight Fit!!! An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me?
    "Let`s begin with a few questions...
  • The Importance of Number 4 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
    4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
    4 kitabein toh padh li...
  • 'Dilbert Quotes' Contest A magazine recently ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top...
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