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    A hardcore CA gets home late one night.

    His wife angry and upset, says, "Where the hell have you been?"

    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"

    "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a thousand rupees note on my privates" he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust, "What is wrong with this man, why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a thousand rupees note tattooed on his bloody privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a thousand bucks anytime you want!"

    Wife faints...
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