Chatting While Working

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    An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. Manager walks into his cube and asks...

    Manager: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values.

    Employee (Steve): I am kind of busy with another job. I will be able to give you the complete program by tomorrow.
    .......Back to chat......

    Steve: Sorry for late reply!!! My stupid boss was here.

    Amy: Bosses are really pain right?

    Steve: Yep!! They are pain in...

    Amy: Can you do me a favor darling.

    Steve: I am for you honey.

    Amy: Can you write me a program to sort float.

    Steve: Oh honey!! It's on my finger tips....Here you go.

    Amy: Dude!!! that is what I asked you at your cubicle.
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