If Gods were in IT World

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    Brahma: System installer

    Vishnu: System operator

    Shiva: System programmer

    Narad: Data Transmitter

    Yama: Deleter

    Apsara & Rambha: Virus

    Ganapati: Anti virus

    Hanuman: E-Mail

    Chitragupta: Hard Disc

    Saraswati: Internet explorer

    Parvati: Mother Board

    Lakshmi: ATM
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