New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval... ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries... SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim... SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV... WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores... SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently... FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by. |