| Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega. Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge. Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai. Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein): Sir main aapko kaise samjhun, procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na. Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge. Boliye? Customer behosh! |