Lalu and Ebola Problem

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    Lalu's PA: Sir! There is a new problem.

    Lalu: Ka problem?

    PA: Ebola.

    Lalu: Kaun bola?

    PA: Koi bola nahin Sir, Ebola.

    Lalu: Arrey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?

    PA: Sir, aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.

    Lalu: Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kaun, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?
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