Never too old for Sex!

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    Ek call girl apni bacony se whistle bajate hue, ek 65 saal ke aadmi se bolti hai: "Uncle, aap ek baar to aao aur try karo na!"

    Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paunga."

    Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to toh karo!"

    Uncle aa gaye aur call girl pe toot pade aur uski 2-3 baar achchi tarah se us ke saath sex kiya.

    Call Girl: "Haaye mein mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the ki kar nahi paunga, lekin aapne to kamaal hil hir kar diya."

    Uncle: "Woh to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha pagli."
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