Don't Forget Your Panties

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    Police officer George and woman Police officer Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat.

    They had been out only a short time then Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning, I forgot to put on my panties! It is so uncomfortable. We have to go back to the station to get them."

    "We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you."

    Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, the dog took off toward the station house.

    Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!
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