| Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands... A new metal is added to chemistry: Name: Husband Symbol: Hb Atomic Weight: -Light when first found... -tends to get heavier over the years with time. Physical Properties: Boils at any time with inlaws. Can freeze in front of his own family. Melts if sees other women. Very Bitter if questioned. Chemical Properties: Very Reactive Highly Unstable Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books. Money saving Agent. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the TV. |