Height of Work Pressure

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    Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

    Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.

    Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"

    I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize that I am at home.

    Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye... in case of any issues will call you back"

    Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !

    Once I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god he didn't notice.

    And I, after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen.

    So avoid working so hard !
    Have a great work-life balance.


    Lastly.....
    Height Of Work Pressure:

    An employee opens his tiffin box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office, or coming back from office.
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