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    A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience.

    Back home, she pleaded with her husband, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning."

    "Darling, don't be so hasty," replied the husband, "give him another chance."
  • Witnessing Childbirth Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her...
  • Are X-Rays Bad ? Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
    "Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiations...
  • Height of Work Pressure Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
    Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started...
  • Rulers and Servants! An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour...
  • Sober vs. Drunk ! The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
    To the mate, who indignantly protested...
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