| A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "May I speak to Mr Patel?" "Mr Patel is not in his seat." "In that case can I speak to the other Mr Patel?" "The other Mr Patel is out of station." "Then put me on to the third Mr Patel." "Sorry, the third Mr Patel has gone out for lunch." "Okay then, I will speak to the last Mr Patel." "Patel speaking." |