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    An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator's speech.

    "I haven't finished yet," roared the senator, and went on in his near- defamatory tirade.

    Each time the minister tried to protest, the Senator yelled, "I haven't finished yet."

    At long last when the speech ended, the minister asked, "Have you finished now?"

    "Yes," replied the senator, taking his seat.

    "Then pull the chain."
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