Khuli Loot!

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    Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab Ek Bachche Se 30 Rupay Bachayenge Aur Akele Apni Class Mein 60 Bachche Hai, Toh 60*30 Hote Hain 1800 Rupaye. Khuli Loot Macha Rakhi Hai In Logon Ne. Phir Hamare Paiso Se Ye Sab Staff Room Mein Baith Ke Maje Se Samose Khayenge Aur Hum Bachchon Ko Milega Babaji Ka Thullu... Chal bhai Tappu Ghar Chalte Hai, Kal Mummy Se 50 Rupaye Le Kar Aana.

    Pappu to Mom: Mummy Kal School Mein Group Photo Shoot Hona Hai, Teacher Ne 100 Rupaye Mangaye Hai.

    Mom: Ek Photo 100 Rupaye??? Khuli Loot Macha Rakhi Hai In Logo Ne. Phir Hamare Paiso Se Ye Sab Aish Karenge. Ruk Pappu Beta Mein Tere Papa Se Maangti Hun.

    Mom to Dad: Aji Sunte Ho, Pappu Ke School Mein Group Photo Ke Liye 200 Rupauye Mangaye Hai!!!
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