| Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs? Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!! Boyfriend2: Can I touch your heartbeats? Girlfriend2 : Ooooh!! How sweet!!! Rishta wahi soch nai.... A Very Important Message From God - To all women lying under somebody in bed and screaming: Oh My God.... Oh God... Oh My Good God....... Will not be considered as Prayer. A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles... something she loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much"? She replied - Because I really miss mine..." A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. "2 inches more I will be a king." Suddenly the wife comes in and says, "2 inches less and you will be a queen!" |