The Animal Sounds

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    Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha: Pappu, Aaj Main Tumhara Test Lungi. Main Jis Jis Janwar Ka Naam Bolungi Tum Uski Awaj Nikal Ke Dikhana.

    Pappu: Ji Madam.

    Madam: Dog

    Pappu: `Bau Bau...

    Madam: Cat.

    Pappu: Meeow....

    Madam: Lion

    Pappu: Aaah Aaaaaaah, Yeehh, Yeehhh... ..... Commme Oonnnn......

    Madam Gusse Se: Pappu... I Said Lion Not 'Leone'

    Pappu: Oh Teri Bhen Ki...
  • Cold Balls!!! Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butlerji and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."
    Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson`s balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob...
  • Short Jokes Aajkal Ke Bachchon Ki Haramipanti :
    MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
    Bachhe: Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera...
  • Appropriately dressed Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways...
  • Some Naughty Quickies Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs?
    Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!!

    Boyfriend2: Can I touch your heartbeats?
    Girlfriend2 : Ooooh!! How sweet!!!
    Rishta wahi soch nai....
  • A Girl's First Time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you`re afraid and you shake your...
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