Things aren't always what they seem...

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    He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out.

    She could feel the sweat on her forehead, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

    Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

    Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, Ok, ok ! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you SMUG jerk!"
  • Mating Dogs Three housewives were walking in a park.
    They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
    Doctor`s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies...
  • The Animal Sounds Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha: Pappu, Aaj Main Tumhara Test Lungi. Main Jis Jis Janwar Ka Naam Bolungi Tum Uski Awaj Nikal Ke Dikhana.

    Pappu: Ji Madam....
  • Hriday Parivartan Bhosadika Whatsapp Ke Chakkar Mein Poora Dimaag Satak Gaya Hai.
    Ek second Mein Mijaaj Shayaraana Ho Jaayega,
    Agle Hi Second Mein Desh Bhakti Jaag Jaayegi...
  • Cold Balls!!! Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butlerji and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."
    Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson`s balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob...
  • Short Jokes Aajkal Ke Bachchon Ki Haramipanti :
    MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
    Bachhe: Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera...
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