| Job Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant. Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants. Applicant: That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor. Employer: More than we can use already. Applicant, as he is getting desperate: I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor. Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications. Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells, Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk! Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening. |