| Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say. Friend: Alright. Me: You broke up with your girlfriend. Friend: I am a man. Me: You decided to get drunk. Friend: I am a man. Me: You went to the bar. Friend: I am a man. Me: You found a hot chick there. Friend: I am a man. Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes. Friend: I am a man. Me: You both came into your room and had sex. Friend: I am a man. Me: Next morning you wake up. Friend: I am a man. Me: And she says... Friend: I am a man. |