| Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Little johnny answered, "No!" Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Little Johnny answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, Little Johnny came out of the house with a cookie. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go f**ck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me." |