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    "I want to buy some gloves for my wife," said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know here size."

    "Will this help?" She asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

    "Oh, yes." He answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."

    "Will there be anything else?" The sales girl murmured as she squeezed his hand.

    "Now that you mentioned it," he replied, "she could use a new bra."
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    Friend: I am a man.
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