Sex Against the Wall

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    A lady's husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement and fixed it in the wall.

    Every night she used to go to the wall and get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!

    He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.

    The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"

    Moral: Har Jagah Apna LAUDA Nahi Ghusana Chahiye!
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