Breast Surgery

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    Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.

    Jill: And then?

    Mary: Well, naturally, he asked, 'Could I just SEE 'em?'

    Jill: And you told him no, I hope.

    Mary: Yeah, I said, No, 'just see 'em' becomes 'just touch 'em, 'and 'just touch 'em' becomes 'just kiss 'em,' and 'just kiss 'em' becomes 'just suck 'em.' and..."

    Jill: And what?

    Mary: And I asked, Wanna see 'em in the bedroom?
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