The Whole Thing!

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    Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor.

    After some routine questions the counselor asked the unhappy couple, "What seems to be the problem with your marriage?"

    Almost in unison Liz and Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the whole thing."

    "Can you be more specific?" asked the counselor.

    Kevin answered, "I'm unhappy with the hole."

    Liz snapped back, "Well I'm unhappy with the thing!"
  • Adult Games! Mary: You`ll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
    Janet: What happened?
    Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her ass...
  • Sex Against the Wall A lady`s husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall.

    Every night she used to go to the wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!

    He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.

    The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"

    Moral: Har Jagah Apna LAUDA Nahi Ghusana Chahiye!
  • What Size? "I want to buy some gloves for my wife," said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, "but I don`t know here size."
    "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand...
  • Relieving Sexual Tension A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks, "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
    "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we`ll show...
  • Little Johnny's Revenge! Little Johnny and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer...
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