Salary Day Special

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    9.00 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Msg received... Salary credited to your account.
    Me: Yipeeee...

    9.01 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Home EMI auto debited...

    9.02 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Car loan EMI auto debited...

    9.03 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Credit card bill auto debited...

    9.04 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Phone bill auto debited...

    9.05 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Electricity bill auto debited...

    9.06 AM: Beep... Beep...
    LIC EMI auto debited...

    9.07 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Medical insurance EMI debited...

    9.08 AM: Beep... Beep...
    SIP EMI debited...

    9.09 AM: Beep... Beep...
    Your account balance: Babaji Ka Thullu ?
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