Winter in Barbados

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    A lady goes on holiday to Barbados and upon arriving, she meets a black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"

    "I can't tell you," the black man says.

    Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

    On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me you name?"

    "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.

    "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

    "Okay. My name is Snow!" the black man replies.

    And the lady bursts into laughter; the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".

    The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband back home who won't believe me when I tell him I had 8 inches of Snow everyday in Barbados!"
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