Corporate Life!

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    In the past few years:
    1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines:
    Scanner
    Printer
    Xerox Machine

    2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
    Microsoft Word
    Microsoft Excel
    Microsoft PowerPoint

    3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
    Ctrl+C
    Ctrl+V
    Ctrl+S

    4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
    Yes sir.
    Ok sir.
    I'll Just Do That sir.

    5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to:
    Wake Up early.
    Sleep late.
    Continue to Work.

    6. I learnt to:
    Face Monday!
    Fight For 5 Days!
    Wait For Friday!
    7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making:
    Phone Calls
    Messages
    Mails

    8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
    Birthday
    New Year
    Festivals

    9. In last one year, People say:
    You Learnt...
    You Earned...
    You Enjoyed...

    10. But when I compare me with my self I just Sustained...
    I just Tolerated...
    I just Survived... for bucks.

    11. I have survived:
    For convenience of my Family...
    To avoid blame of Society...
    To get tag of Employment...

    12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train...
    I learnt to Rejoice...
    To be Happy...
    To Smile...

    I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet...
    Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning!!!
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    Msg received... Salary credited to your account.
    Me: Yipeeee...
    9.01 AM: Beep... Beep...
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