| One night the old soldier gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function all around his head, with a hell of a pain over his left ear and a drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep & steadily into his eyes and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." He managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" Soldiers never die... they just fade away! |