Be a Sport

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    A man found his wife in bed with the next door neighbour.

    He shoved him against the wall and aimed his shotgun at his testicles, "I'm gonnablow your goddamn balls off you asshole!"

    "Come on! I'm a sitting duck! Gimme a sporting chance... willya?"

    "Alright! Swing 'em!"
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