| I came home from work early to find my wife without any clothes on. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Erm... I thought we could have a bit of fun," she replied. "Let's play naked hide and seek." "You're on!" I said, stripping as I ran upstairs. "I'll hide first!" I went into our bedroom and opened the wardrobe door. My mate Dave was sat there in the nude. "I'm really sorry, mate," he said. "Don't worry," I giggled. "I'll hide under the bed!" |