| A man comes home one day to find his wife standing in front of an old ornate mirror hanging on the closet door. "Where did you get that piece of junk?" he asks. "I got this at a yard sale; it's a magic mirror" she replies. "Magic mirror my ass, how much did you pay for that piece of junk?" he asks. "Don't worry Honey" she says, check this out: "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my bust size a 44." Next thing you know there is a flash and a cloud of smoke and lo and behold ,she's sporting a set of double D 44's. "Holy Crap baby! you ain't kidding, it IS a Magic Mirror!!! Encouraged, he decides to give it a go. "Mirror, mirror on the door, make this thing of mine reach the floor." There is a flash and a cloud of smoke and lo and behold, his legs are 2 inches long... |