Khuskhi Ka Ilaaj

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    Sardiyo Mein Skin Khushk Ho Jaye To Pani Mein Haldi Aur Zara Sa Milk Powder Daal Kar Ubal Lein.

    Thanda Ho Jaye To 1/2 Cup Dahi Daal Ke Mixture Ko Dhoop Mein 4 Ghante Rakhen.

    Baad Mein 1 Chammach Zzaitoon Ka Tail, 1 Desi Anda Aur 1 Chutki Zaafran Daal Kar Phaint Lein.

    Zaroorat Ho To Garam Pani Daalein.

    Jab Wo Sahi Se Paste Ban Jaye To Use Dustbin Mein Phenk Dein.

    Aur Munh Pe Cold Cream Laga Lein.

    Jab Badiya Se Badiya Cold Cream Market Mein Maujud Hai To Bina Wajah Time Waste Karne Kee Kya Zaroorat Hai.

    Gaur Se Padhne Ka Shukriya.

    Aur Galiyan Na Dein Mujhe.

    Aage Forward Kar Dein.

    Dil Ko Sukoon Milega!
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