| Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!
Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because.... If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!! & If You Don't... You Are Not A Man! If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!! & If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing! If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!! & If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding! If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!! & If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing! If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!! & If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy! If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!! & If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her! If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You Didn't Respect Her!!! & If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her! If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!! & If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way! If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!! & If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"! If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold!!! & If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage! If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics!!! & If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction! If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting!!! & If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that they Are Just Admiring! If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!! & If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk! In Short: So Simple... Yet So Complex !!! So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!! So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!! So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!! |