| Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself........."I don't remember asking her to cook my sock." |