| A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac. D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight - can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention.) H high blood pressure (I'd rather have low,) I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, that now fail to flex, L for libido - what happened to sex? Wait! I forgot about K! K is for my knees that crack when they're bent, (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent.) N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck, O is for osteo and all bones that crack. P for prescriptions, I have quite a few. Give me another pill; I'll be good as new! Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu? R is for reflux - one meal turns into two. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T for tinnitus--! hear bells in my ears. U is for urinary: difficulties with flow, V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know. W is worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray and what might be found. Y for another year I've left behind, Z is for zest that I still have my mind. Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed, And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed! |