Taking a Woman to Bed

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    What is the difference between girls aged:
    8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?

    At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
    At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
    At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
    At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
    At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
    At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
    At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!!
    At 78 - What story? What bed??? Who are you?
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