Words and Figure Mismatch

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    It was five in the evening, the bank is almost closed. All of a sudden, the BM received a phone call from a lady.

    In a sweet voice she said: Sir, I urgently need Rs.50,000.

    Her voice was so captivating that the BM could not say no. He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready and with reluctance he obeyed his boss.

    After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face came to the bank and presented the cheque. The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash for the day and she should come next day.

    The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.

    BM: It's the Universal rule of the bankings that........
    If words and figure differ, payment will be declined.
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