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    Girl (During Sex): Nahi Ye Galat Hai.
    Boy: But I Love You.
    Girl: Vo Mujhe Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Galat Hai.
    Boy: Hum Shaadi Kar Lenge.
    Girl: Abey Bhosdike..... Jahan Daal Raha Hai, Wo Jagah Galat Hai !

    Ek Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya.
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    Boy: Oye Kamini, Agar Daag Itne Hi Achche Hain To Niche Whisper Kyun Lagati Hai?
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    55 nights headaches,
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    GULABO BRA!!!!
    Hunn 6 Sizan Vich Uplabdh...
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    I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan...
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